You know how a lot of girls will tell you that they know all about dick size and what counts as small, medium, or large? Well, here’s the deal. I know more about it than anyone because a.) I have one myself, and b.) I’ve teased, toyed with, and occasionally fucked a whole bunch of them. So you could say I’m veryyyyyyy acquainted with cocks of all sizes.
And do you know what my experience tells me? It says that you have a dick that looks more like a worm in a turtleneck than anything else. A dick that’s worthy of nothing but SPH phone sex. That’s just how it goes. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Oh, wait, yes, I do! And that’s half the fun of it!
Don’t believe that your cock is tiny? Why don’t you come over here and compare it to mine? I know yours is already hard, but looking at your little cocktail weenie is not going to do it for me. So you’re going to have to stroke me or suck me or something to get me hard, too, so that we can properly compare sizes.
When I’m fully hard, my cock is 7.5 inches long and extra thick. Yours is maybe half that size. You and I both know that there’s no way you’re going to feel anything but pure humiliation when when hold ours up side by side. So if you’re looking for that kind of SPH phone sex call, then go ahead and give me a ring. I can’t wait to dish it out!
Dru 1-877-903-8726