If you ask me, I identify as a woman, but that doesn’t stop all you little faggots from calling me for gay phone sex, does it? Ok, so I’m sure you could challenge that – if I’m a woman, that doesn’t make it gay, right? Wrong.
Here is where that logic goes wrong. It’s not about what I think, but about the guys who are stroking their dicks and salivating at the thought of sucking my cock. Sure, some of them actually do see me as a woman, but a whole lot more still see me as a man. Just a man with tits, I suppose. They want me to tell them they are faggots because that’s how they see themselves, and sucking MY cock instead of a man’s just gives them a little of something that EVERYONE likes, gay or straight. Tits. In my experience, everyone loves tits, so why not have some tits with that cock you wanted. I know it’s the cock first with these guys, so when they ask me (like they inevitably do), I tell them “yes, you are a faggot.”
Are you ready to own up to your sexuality? I mean, if you’re even reading this it’s because you’re craving something a bit extra between your lover’s thighs. You’re not into stinky wet pussies. You just want cock – the tits are just the cherry on your fag cake. Own up to it – you know you want to call for gay phone sex with a shemale like me, and you probably even want to be told that you’re a good little career pole smoker when you do call. Don’t worry – I’ll have no problem reading you out loud. I’ll be happy to shove the truth down your throat along with my hard cock. Now get those fingers out of your faggot fuck hole and call Lydia for some revealing gay phone sex. The number you need to dial is 1 888 739 9350 and ask for Lydia.